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Brooke Hogan may not have an inappropriate relationship with her father, but she is following in the Hulker's footsteps. His wrestling boot-strapped footsteps, we should say.

Sources confirm to TMZ that the former reality star/failed singer has signed a contract with TNA Wrestling - but she actually won't enter the squared circle.

Instead, oddly enough, Hogan will work new female wrestlers in the company, helping them develop characters, cut promos and enter with the right music. What qualifies Brooke for this position? Her last name. That's pretty much it.

"Brooke is such a great talent who's really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family," says TNA President Dixie Carter and, hey, it's not like the relationship could be any worse than the one Hogan has with her own family.

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Wayne Newton is a sexually deviant kiss fiend -- this according to a new lawsuit filed against Mr. Las Vegas.70-year-old Wayne is being sued by a former business partner, who claims he invested millions to turn Newton's Vegas mansion into a museum…

A bear trap, a sloth with a drinking problem, a Skee-Ball ball, the animatronic Abraham Lincoln from Disneyland, a pigeon skeleton, a cardboard cutout of the It Clown, Donatella Versace, John Travolta's weekday wig, the creepy girl at the groomers who told me my dog has nice legs, an empty can of Tab, the broken Sleep 'N Snore Ernie in my childhood bedroom closet, Blue Ivy Carter, green ivy (the plant), a skunk's nose hair and a pack of wolves in sheep's clothing are all things I'd let my hold my baby before I'd let White Oprah hold my baby.

Either somebody disagrees with me or they asked all those things to hold their baby and all those things were busy doing other stuff. Because today at The Grove in L.A., Lindsay Lohan's pimp mom held an actual living, breathing human baby being without the supervision of several government agencies. I don't know if White Oprah knows that baby or she just randomly picked that baby up, but I find it really strange that a plainclothes Child Protective Services agent didn't immediately tackle her to the ground while another agent grabbed the baby. Shouldn't CPS be tailing her at all times?

On a positive note, if I was a baby, I'd want White Oprah to hold me too. White Oprah's breath is 100 proof and the shittiest thing about being a baby is that you can't buy your own booze.

Brooke Hogan is following in her father's giant yellow footsteps ... TMZ has learned she just inked a deal to join the TNA Wrestling family.TNA President Dixie Carter tells TMZ ... Brooke is NOT going to be a wrestler ... but rather an executive who…

In the late 00′s, his face was starting to sag and lose its elasticity. His face pretty much fluttered in the breeze as he ran. He had lines around his eyes and bags under them.

Now, frankly, this is not a big deal. All faces age. Really! But this ego maniacal liar wants you to believe that he is no mere mortal, and that his looks are all natural because he lives such an extraordinary life. That’s right, People! He’s not like you! He works hard to stay young! He has never had plastic surgery and never will! Or so he claims.

Here’s the truth: He had a nose job when he was in his teens (he had the bridge thinned out). He had his teeth completely redone (although we wouldn’t include teeth in the plastic surgery category). He had his eyeballs replaced. He had a mid-section face lift and lower blepharoplasty (eye job) around 2009. He is currently holding off on upper eye work (because that would drastically change his look). Now he just has regular injections of Botox and Restylane to freeze things up and plump them out. Hey, it’s good work, he doesn’t look “done”, and his face settled in nicely six months after the plastic surgery. But it’s still plastic surgery. And he is still a liar. (Blind Gossip)

Tommy Girl? Exhibit: EVERYTHING.

But I resent this blind item! Tommy is as honest as he is heterosexual. Tommy would rather put his lips on the taint of the hired Scientology man slave that comes to tuck his no-no in every night than tell a lie. Tommy's almost wrinkle-free face comes from years of not being glib, and he tells Stepford Katie to randomly flash her chocha at him when he least expects it. It makes his face skin jump up. It's a natural face-lift! Don't be jealous of Tommy's natural beauty.

Which former A-lister and Hollywood womanizer – he supposedly sowed his wild oats before getting married and raising a family – hasn’t been that loyal? The Oscar winner has been having phone sex with a C-list celebrity for years behind his famous actress/wife’s back! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Warren Beatty as the A-lister and Stephanie Seymour as the C-list celebrity? I'm impressed that Warren is still fucking with his voice at the age of 75. Yes, I'm sure he falls asleep halfway through, but at least he tries.

This music group recently left their record label. They publicly announced that they had outgrown the label and were moving in a new direction. Everyone thanked each other for their years together and wished each other well in the future. Blah, blah, blah. Lies, lies, lies.

Do you want to know what really happened?

Well, the truth is that the music group was totally fired. Yes, fired!

The label had warned them numerous times that they needed to clean up their act. Their fans were drifting away because they were tired of their ridiculous faux relationships of all the members of the group, and the troubling, r*hab-worthy behavior of one of the members of the group (Member C). If they didn’t get their act together and start making music again – together – the label wasn’t interested in keeping them.

But the group and their manager had grown arrogant and lazy. They didn’t want to listen to the label that had made them into a success. They weren’t interested in creating music as a group or touring anymore. They just wanted the fame and the money that their very greedy and very controlling manager convinced them that they deserved – just for being them!

So Member A left to try another solo venture. That venture – which had been successful up until the time Member A joined – had to shut down when he couldn’t bring in an audience. Over a hundred people lost their jobs. And his fakey fake relationship with an older woman simply annoyed everyone, especially his former fans. He’s in a new fake relationship now.

Member B lost all control over his own life. He let his manager set him up in a fake marriage and is now letting his wife dictate his next ridiculous gig (which is designed to promote her, not him).

Member C wanted to do a solo album in between drinking binges. The label advised him against it because there had been a backlash from fans after one of his faux relationships. He did the album anyway. It bombed. He blamed the label.

That was the final straw. The label fired all of them. They practically gave them their songs back. Anything to get them out the door as fast as possible and completely sever ties with them and their idiotic manager. Good riddance. (Blind Gossip)

Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas and Joe Jonas. Done.

Donna Summer's legendary disco songs inspired millions of people to dance with no pants! Ahh, the 70s ... good times. So here's to the disco queen who made 'em scream ...  Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

The man who was detained outside of Mila Kunis' L.A. gym earlier this month has just been charged with two counts of felony stalking. According to the L.A. County District Attorney, 27-year-old Stuart Lynn Dunn was charged with two counts of felony…

Is the gluten-free girl going to wither away before our eyes?

Leaving the Delano Hotel in Miami Beach Wednesday, Miley Cyrus sported a slim gray mini dress, putting her shrinking figure on full display.

Later, she rocked a tube top and some shorts that barely covered what little of her there is left. Both outfits have sparked some concern ...

In April, the last time Miley Cyrus anorexic rumors popped up, she explained on Twitter that her noticeable weight loss wasn't from battling an eating disorder.

"For everyone calling me anorexic, I have a gluten and lactose allergy," she said. "It's not about weight - it's about health. Gluten is crap anyway!"

The 19-year-old then added, "Everyone should try no gluten for a week! The change in your skin, physical and mental health is amazing. You won't go back!"

Even if that's true, to a point, people can go overboard, as some say Miley has done with whatever's caused her to appear so gaunt of late.

Or not. Talk to THG: Is Miley Cyrus too thin?

Gloria Allred "illegally" seduced John Travolta's accusers ... and convinced them to fire their attorney ... so says the scorned ex-lawyer. Okorie Okorocha -- who represented John Doe #1 and John Doe #2 in their separate sexual assault lawsuits…

Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, a regular on many "most beautiful woman in the world" lists, is being slammed by some fans in her native India.

The reason: Not dropping the weight that she gained during her first pregnancy quickly enough. Seriously. People are not happy. And are voicing it out loud.

In one video posted on YouTube dubbed "Aishwarya Rai’s Shocking Weight Gain" (below), someone who needs a life chronicles her transformation in detail.

“Aishwarya Rai Bachchan post-pregnancy seems to be looking rather plump,” states the description. “The Bachchan bahu seems to be taking motherhood very seriously and shockingly seems to have put on at least 5-6 kilos.”

Sound bites of an elephant are featured in the background. Classy.

“She needs to learn from people like Victoria Beckham who are back to size zero weeks after their delivery,” a comment on the videos reads.

"She's a Bollywood actress and being a part of showbiz it is her duty to look good and fit. Till now she has been praised for her beauty, so it is only fair that she should also be criticized if she is not able to live up to it,” another states.

Rai gave birth to her first child in November. Apparently half a year is way past the cutoff. This is what you're up against, Jessica Simpson.

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 I love the expression on K Stew here: It’s basically, “I can’t believe I have to stand next to this goddess for WEEKS.” Chin up, sweetie — you look great, too. And now that you’re back to your super short minis, you surely feel more like yourself. Read More ...

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single part of his outfit as all straight men are wont to do, James Gandolfini discovers Read More ...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s estranged wife Mary Kennedy died as a result of asphyxiation by hanging, confirming a report that surfaced yesterday.

Now it's official, according to the Westchester County medical examiner.

The medical examiner's report does not use the word "suicide," although it's being widely reported (and probably accurate) that Mary committed suicide.

Police found Mary Kennedy dead yesterday afternoon at her home in Bedford, N.Y. She was already dead by the time authorities arrived at the home.

According to the Bedford Police Department, officers responded to Mary's home to investigate a possible "unattended death," meaning no one saw it.

Mary and RFK Jr., the son of Robert F. Kennedy and the nephew of president John F. Kennedy, had four children. They separated back in 2010.

Her death marked the final event in a life that had turned tumultuous of late and adds yet another dark moment in the Kennedy family's history.

Psychologists said events in her recent history, such as reports of alcohol and drug abuse and psychiatric problems, pointed to an increased risk of suicide.

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After selling their old mega-compound to Ryan Seacrest for $49 million, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are really downsizing ... into a cozy $18 million mid-century modern Beverly Hills estate.In their new "modest" digs, Ellen & Portia will…

The pieces of Magic Mike cover Entertainment Weekly and I'm mostly here for Joe ManJello's glorious "These are my bitches!" pose - The Berry

Prince Hot Ginge and that other one have only nice things to say about their grandma, and I'm sure that has nothing to do with her standing behind the camera threatening to slap them with her weapon of choice (aka her pocketbook) if they got sassy - Lainey Gossip

What happens when the influence of Katie Price and Brit Brit's pantyhose catsuit from the Toxic video get together - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Gross is Petra Nemcova going back for a second serving of Sean Penn - Celebitchy

T.I. is whatever about gay marriage - Towleroad

For the zero of you that haven't seen Jenny McCarthy naked as naked can be yet - The Superficial

Katie Price's weave looks like the aftermath of a messy battle between a horse tail and a bottle of Sun-In - Hollywood Tuna

Full of Nguyen! - The Daily What

Kristen Stewart's dress would make a perfect sofa throw - ICYDK

Nicole Scherminger does the Angelina - Popoholic

The Texas T-Rex didn't use an ass double - The Frisky

We call it "going to the museum" but Angie and Brad's rich asses probably call it "shopping for powder room art" - Popsugar

Okay, Sheree... - Crunk + Disorderly

Jane Fonda > the rest of these hos - Just Jared

Abe Vigoda will outlive us all - SOW

Follow-up post: Dogs with diarrhea - Cityrag

A Check is a check: Joey Lawrence is now a Chippendale - Hollywood Rag

I honestly didn’t plan on writing two Miley Cyrus‘ posts today, but who could’ve honestly predicted she’d spend this afternoon hocking loogies off her hotel balcony before parading around in a tube top? Except don’t answer that because it’s everyone. Everyone could’ve predicted it. I’ve seen fish in water look less natural and perfectly suited Read More ...

   I’m running out of headline options for her: If I were to pull our usual “fug” word switcheroo with her, I think half of Fug Nation would rise up and unseat me, and I am WAY too lazy to go find another chair. Read More ...

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Ever since Cannes started, I know that you have refused to acknowledge its existence until the festival's official mascot and flaming torch of chicken cutlets charisma opened up the ceremony by lighting up the red carpet. Well, now that Phoebe Price is there flexing the life out of her hormone-free chicken cutlets cheeks for the international media, we can say that Cannes has officially begun.

Almost every time I post pictures of PP delivering serious poses at Cannes, some not-knowing bitch has to email me and ask, "Why is she there?" BLASPHEMY! That's like asking, "Why does it feel good when I touch my feel good place?" or "Why am I most happiest when I stick my tongue in a tub of Duncan Hines frosting?" The answer is obvious. If there was no PP, there would be no Cannes. If there was no Cannes, there would be no PP. The two go together like a horse and marriage, or whatever the lyrics to the Married with Children theme song are. Oh, and PP's also there every year, because France outsources all their seat filling duties to America.

And if you needed more proof that PP is so delicately special that she can naturally spin silk, here you go.

For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore standing shirtless on a yacht in Cannes this morning while holding a champagne flute, so we’re just going to go ahead and start calling him the Black Skarsgard. For this a man who Read More ...